Brits are giving their dogs and babies the same names

Get ready for a lot of “Oh, no, I meant my dog; not your baby” moments. According to a new survey from Rover.com, Brits are giving their dogs, cats, and babies the same names. Think that’s weird? Apparently, people think of their pets as children, suggests Ellen Scott of Metro.co.uk.

Top male dog names:

  1. Charlie   6. Fred
  2. Jack         7. Simon
  3. Jasper     8. Simba
  4. Dexter    9. George
  5. Milo        10. Boomer

Top female cat names:

  1. Lily        6. Maddie
  2. Chloe    7. Emma
  3. Lucy       8. Coco
  4. Bella      9. Molly
  5. Luna      10. Callie

Other notable Rover.com survey results:

-18 of the top 20 dog names are also on the most popular names for babies in 2014.

-Charlie and Jack are high up on the list for both dogs and babies.

-Lily, Chloe, Emma, Lucy, and Molly top both cat and baby names.

-Dogs are more likely to have alcohol names, like Whiskey and Kahlua.

-Cats tend to have dessert names.

-Star Wars leads in the category of nerdy pet names, like: Chewy, Leia, Yoda, and Vader.

-More current pop-culture-inspired pet names are: Elsa, Daenerys, and Piper.

 

 

When I read Zooey Deschanel named her baby girl Elsie Otter, I laughed.

I haven’t written about silly celebrity baby names in a while. I was worried about sounding like a celebrity scold, because so many celebrities have chosen names likely to call attention to their children—and the attention those names receive is not necessarily positive. But when I noticed an article on Huffington Post about the name Zooey Deschanel and hubby Jacob Pechenik selected for their baby girl (Elsie Otter), I couldn’t resist commenting.

Elsie the cow has been among the most recognizable advertising cartoon-characters in the United States and Canada since 1936, when it was first used by Borden dairy products and then used by Eagle dairy products. To give you an idea about just how bovine (and unattactive) the name Elsie is, her cartoon mate was Elmer the Bull. Their children were named Beulah and Beauregard, followed by twins, Larabee and Lobelia. Although cartooon cows are unlikely to complain about those names, kids are likely to moo when their “cow names” are called.

I usually advise parents to select a middle name that will provide a realistic option for a child stuck with a first name he or she doesn’t like. (Celebrity children with names like Dweezil or Apple have been known to spend years praying for a “normal” middle name.) But Elsie’s parents selected Otter—perhaps thinking if she didn’t want to be perceived as a dumb cow, a weasel-like critter might be appreciated. Unfortunately, the  middle name they chose is likely to remind people of Eric “Otter” Stratton, the unscrupulous rush chairman for Delta House (fraternity) in the movie “Animal House” (played unctuously by Tim Matheson) who gave otters a bad name.

If Zooey and Jacob’s objective was to call attention to their daughter, they succeeded. Unfortunately for their baby girl.

But wait! There may be some readers who like silly names like Elsie Otter. If so, you might appreciate a quick lesson in making up similar names for your stand-up comedy routine or your sit com.

  1. Start with an old-fashioned cartoon name, like Barney (Rubble) or Homer Simpson  or Ronald (MacDonald)
  2. Add a totally unrelated animal name like baboon or hound dog or rhinoceros
  3. And voila! You have a new protagonist for your comic strip or humorous children’s book: Barney Baboon; Homer Hound Dog; and Ronald Rhinoceros.